Other People

I was walking home explaining to Nancy why I was sneaking up on them. She understood everything. All except- who is following us?

 

A bunch of animals were walking behind us, but no normal animals.
I asked them what they were doing, but they didn't answer. All they said
was:

This is our crew. We do what we want, we do what we do. You don't like us,
that's too bad. We usually join you when you're sad. When you're not sad,
you're probably just normal. So you better be okay with it. We are your 
free bodyguards, see. We will protect you from danger at any cost.
No cost actually, we will bodyguard you, for free, this whole crew. Even that 
elephant over there.
replied the bling bling tiger. HAHAHA WOW THIS IS SO BAD


Okay. So I asked them what their names were, but that is on another
page of my blog. I walked inside, and they happened to also. Me and
Nancy sat down at the table, and they all scrunched up with me.

The elephant gobbled up all the candy, even though he probably didn't read the sign
that specifically said: Take one.


I don't understand if this bodyguard thing is a scam, but I'll just go with it.

Chicky.